Pametne misli

Zadnjih nekaj dni sem rahlo cinično razpoložena, tako da moram nujno danes na svoj blog napisati nekaj pametnih ciničnih misli o človeštvu. Zahvaljujem se vsem tistim katerih zeljnik je tako dobro negovan, da so lahko na njem zrasle:)
Aha, še to, se opravičujem vsem, ki jih moti angleščina, ampak takšne sem jih našla in jih ne mislim prevajati, ker nisem usposobljena za to.

The idea of God is slightly more plausible than the alternative proposition that, given enough time, some green slime could write Shakespeare's sonnets.
Tom Stoppard

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world, the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable men.
George Bernard Shaw

I'm a right-wing republican. The big moment of my year comes in October when daylight saving ends and you can actually turn back the clock.
William Safire

If you can keep you head when all about they are loosing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.
Jean Kerr

Were Moses to go up Mt.Sinai today, the two tablets he'd bring down with him would be aspirin and Prozac.
Joseph A. Califano


Za konec pa še nasvet: It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. :)
Mark Twain

Glede na to, da sem na začetku omenjala cinizem moram tako tudi končati:

It's not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
Gore Vidal